Middle School Stories

All right, it's summer, and school is out. But some people miss school. I don't know why, but they do. So, to make the people who miss school for some strange, bizarre reason, tell a strange, bizarre story about school. Give a tittle so I can list them on a poll, and we'll see which story is the best.

Twilight vs. Harry Potter Smackdown!

Which one is more awesomer? Who did you vote for in the pole? Why? Who is the most awesomest werewolf? And what would happen if Harry and Edawrd switched roles (but still remaining a wizard, vampire, or whatever they are)? And whose roles would you switch? Spill your guts out (but not your blood, 'cause we don't want to tempt the nice vegetarian vampires)?